Coffee people bill of rights

Coffee People Bill of Rights

People of Coffee, you have certain rights.
Among these are the Rights of Spring,
the Right to Peace, Freedom & Coffee.
In that order.

You have the right to remain silent.
You have the right to become an attorney.
If you cannot become an attorney,
someone will become one for you.

You have the right to wander,
in your own way,
the Garden of Hydraulics
that is espresso.

You have the right to form your own opinions.
You may even have the right
to address the nation tonight
during the dinner hour.
Check local listings.

You have the right to expect freedom from backtalk.
However, seen from outer space,
much of the globe appears to be blue.
Therefore, O Wanderer, speak softly to us.

Coffee isn't always the answer.
Certainly not.
But it remains a beautiful question
we are inclined to ask.